We See the World Very Differently, if You...

• own multiple condos / are a real-estate speculator.  (One can only hope that you will all lose your shirts, and find yourselves homeless and in search of affordable housing!)
• shop at Walmart  and/or support urban super-centres and see no worrying significance  in the related erosion of  the private proprietorship of local retail.
• live in an urban centre, but never take transit.
• rarely say  “Wow!”  with honest conviction ("Wonder" is main reason we're here folks!)
  
• accept the official story,  the media report,  or the conspiracy theory as the truth,  and reject any contradictory information.
• do not recycle
• agree that  tougher penalties & longer jail terms are solutions and/or effective deterrents.
• do not think that the term “lgbttiqq2s” is absolutely ridiculous (How about simply;  "ncspa"  (no  conservative straight people allowed))
  
• Support companies  who off-shore various functions  to reduce domestic wage costs.
  
• do not feel truly thankful  at least once a day!  (Even if you are atheist or agnostic, feeling thankful is  important!)
• identify with an  organized faith/religion. (having the audacity to claim to know the word/will of god is the height of unmitigated gall and egoism!)
• include wealth  and/or  fame among your top five goals in life.
• watch celebrity gossip shows (ET etc.) and are familiar with at least half of the people that they talk about.
• have been emotionally affected by the death of a celebrity(who you did not know personally).
• buy bottled water (EVER!)
• believe that the effects of  MMP gaming bear no similarities to drug abuse / addiction,  and that today's hyper-realistic games are no more harmful to teens than arcade games of the 80's.
• justify Isreal's oppression of the Palestinians,  by claiming that the land was promised by god to his chosen people (and see no obvious parallels with another group who believed in their own inherent god-given superiority?)
  
• believe there are conditions known as ADSD/ADHD,  and would agree  to  a  pharmaceutical  regimen for your child,  if such a diagnosis was made.
  
• would feel a sense of loss,  and an urgent need to immediately replace your (non work-related) cell phone, if it died today. (sad, addicted zombies)
• believe that Capitalism and Democracy are compatible (or that they currently co-exist in the West)
• believe that your life is negatively affected by multiculturalism and/ or immigration.
• agree with the statement; “Protecting the status-quo economy must always take precedence over developing environmentally sustainable manufacturing/lifestyle models”

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