go team canada.
thanks for making me nearly have a heart attack on Friday
(even when you were up 2-0....I relaxed at 3-0, but not completely).
I'm actually terrified to watch you play today, so get your frakkin'
shit together. Don't you dare embarrass us with a reverse of
what Russia allowed you to do to them. If you play like you did Friday, that's what's gonna happen,
you overpaid baboons!!! Maybe we should send the women's team in! Those ladies would show you how it's done (Hell, the National Ballet of Canada could play a better game of hockey than you did on Friday!)
Whatza matta? (please insert standard Arnie accent.) Are you girly boys?
Dohn let a bunch
of guhls play beta den you? Practice your Ahnie face!
Will you be bested by a bunch of Damned Yankey's? The same folks who have
stolen our game and sold it to companies like Walt Disney or re-packaged it for consumption in places like frakkin' FLORIDA????? Oh ya like
that's a good place for a winter sport! At least it's mostly
Quebecers down there. And why are they down there? TO GET AWAY FROM THE MAUDITS HIVER, TABARNAK!!!!!
So, get out there and fight for your country! Fuck!
You can go back to pimping Lord Stanley's Cup (you know, the one he gave Canada as an award for AMATEUR hockey) for a bunch of
filthy-rich (mostly American) corporate overlords next week. Today, you jocks are professionals representing Canada at an amateur sporting event, so try to get it right. That Maple Leaf on your chest does not mean you should play like you got traded to Toronto!!
Play like you're on Jim Balsillie's payroll instead of Gary Bettman's, or
to steal from the Olympic Hockey ads...
to steal from the Olympic Hockey ads...
REMEMBER JUST WHO'S GAME
IT IS YOU'RE PLAYING!!!
IT IS YOU'RE PLAYING!!!
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