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So this ex-cop in Mississauga (just outside of Toronto) shoots his wife IN THE HEAD 4 TIMES, stumbles out of his house piss-drunk, tells his hunting buddy, "Sue is dead, I shot her..."
He then keeps repeating the words "four times", over and over again.
He then keeps repeating the words "four times", over and over again.
In this instance of course, "four times" really means; "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!". And I have to say, I'm pretty certain, I'd be repeating that word, over & over again, had I just shot my wife - IN THE HEAD 4 TIMES!
So, you ask..."PeBo, what, pray tell, is so unusual about a drunk ex-cop shooting his wife? It's not exactly Mrs. Marple!". True. Even shooting your wife IN THE HEAD 4 TIMES, seems reasonable within the context of a heinous crime. Not exactly out of the ordinary, except that good ol' Larry Ryan, who used a .22 calibre rifle to shoot his wife IN THE HEAD 4 TIMES while she made him breakfast, admits to shooting her, but swears...
he never meant to kill her.
OH!!! That makes everything OK Larry! Of course you didn't mean to kill her when you fired your rifle at her, at point blank range, shooting her IN THE HEAD 4 TIMES! By all means, plead guilty to manslaughter.
(And that's exactly what Larry is doing.)
(And that's exactly what Larry is doing.)
At what point do you stop cutting your sausages, grab your gun and, accidentally shoot your wife IN THE HEAD 4 TIMES. Any 7 year old with a game console can tell you the effectiveness of head shots at bringing down a target! (that really should be worrying.) I'm pretty sure she woulda gone down on the first hit buddy. And what were you doing drunk at breakfast anyway? HELL, what were you doing drunk, just before meeting a friend to go hunting? You used to be a cop?
You know what I think Larry? I think that you, either consciously or unconsciously, manipulated events so that you could murder your wife, and have a believable accident scenario at the ready. So believable in fact, that you could even convince yourself! If I'm wrong, you should still go away for a very long time simply for being a hopeless drunk (drunk at breakfast sez it all) with an itchy trigger finder.
Some may argue that I'm being unfair, and that now that I know about the Remington litigation, I should cut Larry a bit of slack... I guess you're right, but IN THE HEAD 4 TIMES? Really?
How fast can one of these rifles repeat fire, anyway??
OK, so the rifle fires by itself, which we know it CAN do. The first shot shocks you so much that the second shot finds it's mark as well. But Larry, the video suggests that even if the rifle did fire all by itself 2 MORE TIMES, you should have had ample time to point it AWAY from your wife by shot #4???
This would be a good time to finally sober up Larry. It's only fair to Sue that you face the repercussions of your actions without sedation. Bottom line Larry... if your drinking had anything to do with Sue's death, then I think you know what you've got to do at the first opportunity buddy.
Don't worry, we'll report your death as accidental.
...Next on PeboVision: Musical Epiphanies and the Origins of Partiality (part two)...
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