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Of carts, dead horses and deep discount prices...

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH, 2011

Well it certainly is a Black Friday in Canada, as we join our crass, commercial, Capitalist neighbours south of the border in celebrating a day of conspicuous consumption.

Do we really need a day set aside to honour the act of shopping? Are we truly that vacuous and shallow? Of course we are!


Hell, the next thing you know we'll sit back and smile as Americans run around claiming that they won the War of 1812! Oh wait. They've already been doing that*! Then again, with the birth of an American consumer day having it's inaugural launch in Canada, maybe they did win...they just didn't actually do so until 200 years later than they claim...as they sit teetering on the brink of societal and economic collapse.

Talk about hitching our Canadian cart to a seriously dead horse! Only Canadians could have such atrocious timing!

Oh well, let's all go shopping!

* To be fair, they did win the naval battle against Britain, but when it comes to the ground battle, they simply refuse to admit that a rag-tag band of Canadian settlers, British soldiers and Aboriginals whooped they're proverbial butts. Of course,  being polite Canadians, we let them keep Maine and Vermont. (dumb move - great Skiing!!)

Canadian Rights Trumped by Corporations

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2011 
 


The CRTC

Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission



Mission Statement:
To ensure that Canadian communications contribute fairly and equitably to Canada's economic, social and cultural prosperity through regulation, supervision and public dialogue.

Vision Statement:
World-class quality communications, with a distinct Canadian presence, in the public interest.

 (oh, and Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are REAL!!)  


Last month I got a call from my isp, advising me that as of March 1st, my unlimited internet account will be restricted to a maximum 25GB of bandwidth (or about one steam game - with no bandwidth left over to play it). Any additional bandwidth I might use will be billed at the cost of $2.95 per GB up to 60GB, and then $1.75 per GB for any use above that. No grandfathering, exceptions or higher bandwidth plans to chose from.

As the message continued I was advised that so far (at January 10th), I had  already used 70GB for the month. Simple calculations conclude that under the new plan, my $48/month (plus tax) unlimited internet service would now cost me $241  if my current usage levels were to continue.
 Ouch!

I'd like to add here, that Bell Canada charges my isp $4.25 for each 40GB block of bandwitdh. That's just fractionally over 10¢/GB  wholesale... but it's gonna cost consumers $1.50 or more retail???

Here Bell, why not take my left testicle too! Go ahead, take it in the name of cultural prosperity!

This is not a policy that my isp chose to implement - they rely on things like unlimited access plans and free premium usenet to compete with the big guys. No, they have been legislated to do so by that guardian of the  public interest, the CRTC.

You see, it seems that with the advent of Netflix and various other streaming services coming online in Canada, the big players (Bell, Rogers, Shaw, Telus) are at an unfair disadvantage. These billion-dollar companies can't afford to offer unlimited access to their subscribers (bandwidth can cost THEM as much as 3¢ a GB!), so why should smaller isps be allowed to do so. They can however, afford to offer on-demand TV and Movies plans - and charge absolutely no bandwidth fees (the service itself costs approx 24.95 a month).

The CRTC agreed, and instructed all Canadian isp's to introduce Usage Based Billing (or UBB.)

Such a massive overhaul to the way we pay for the internet will result in many Canadians suddenly paying more for the internet than they do for their vehicle leases!! For a government regulatory body to be on-side with such changes, it must indicate that we have been getting quite a break until now. We must have the best value service in the world!

Let's have a look...


Wow! I'm moving to South Korea! Hell, even the U.S. gets double our transfer speeds. This is upload speed though, and without cable or fibre-optics, slow uploads have always been a reality. I bet the CRTC has seen to it that Canada has the fastest download speeds though...


Geez, looks like everyone on the planet has faster internet than us! Maybe this is because the CRTC has restricted fees so much in the past, that our internet is cheaper than everyone elses? Ya, that must be it! That's why they have to increase my internet fees nearly tenfold! Because I was already paying so little! Here, I'll prove it...


Hunh? We have the slowest internet speed AND the highest per GB fees?? (note Rogers' unlimited plan will be eliminated under the new regulations, so their maximum fees will become usage based - resulting in charges 90¢/GB compared with 02¢ to 15¢ throughout the rest of the world. If you're with Bell or Techavvy you already pay these fees)

So why did the CRTC approve Usage Based Billing which is going to cost us 10 to 100 times more  than other countries -  for the slowest internet in the world?????

After all, bandwidth is not something that "runs out" like a commodity, if you need more bandwidth you just expand your infrastructure to accommodate additional usage. Certainly if you're charging the highest fees on the planet, you must be putting some of that money back into your service, to provide for increased bandwidth requirements and usage growth? To hear Bell and Rogers tell it, there's a limited amount of bandwidth to be had, which is simply not the case (unless they chose to make it so).

So, if bandwidth shortages are impossible, why did the CRTC agree to allow caps and charges for additonal use? How does limiting usage of a technology meet their mandate?


My brother and his lovely wife exceeded the 20GB cap already in place on their account (Bell) for the first time, the month they joined Netflix.

Netflix costs $8.00 a month.

With UBB, Netflix's $8.00 will likely end up being far more expensive for most users than the $24.95 for similar services from Rogers or Bell. Of course the CRTC wouldn't approve fees which would give an unfair advantage to some players over others, would they???

Rogers doesn't have a true unlimited plan, but they do have heavy-user plans (up to 180GB month bandwidth included at about $100/month).  Now, as I've already said, my monthly isp fees are soon going to be over $200 a month with my current usage.

 - OR -

I can switch to Rogers and pay a flat rate of $100. Hmmm... Whaddaya think most users are going to do?

The mass customer exodus from smaller isp's is going to put every one of them out of business.

Now wait a minute, the CRTC's Mission Statement states, "To ensure that Canadian communications contribute fairly and equitably..." how does sending small isp's into bankruptcy, and crippling companies like Netflix.ca somehow ensure fairness or equity.

(Or did they mean "fairly and equitably" in the same way Fox News means "Fair and Balanced")

Now, I dunno about you, but to me it sounds more like someone (or everyone) at the CRTC has been having liberal amounts of palm-grease applied by the major telecom players, and it's the Canadian consumer who is being jerked-off! 

If the CRTC and it's members are not under an illicit payroll and kick-back scheme with the corporations whom they are supposed to regulate and supervise, then they are simply incompetent, as indicated by their remaining blissfully oblivious to the blatant manipulation of their commission by corporate interests...

Either the CRTC is corrupt and on-the-take, or we have all been transported to bizarro world!


and it gets worse...

 Big Brother CRTC is adding Newspeak to the following regulations:
Radio Regulations, 1986, Television Broadcasting Regulations, 1987, Pay Television Regulations, 1990, Specialty Services Regulations, 1990, and the Broadcasting Information Regulations, 1993.
The amended Regulations will be effective 1 September 2011.

So what's been changed? Well there's tweaks to what defines "obscene" language, and amendments to complaint response and dispute resolution. Oh, and there's this...

Paragraph 5(1) of the  Regulations, which, under subsection (d) currently prohibits the broadcast of:

"any false or misleading news."

is being changed to:

"any news that the licensee knows is false or misleading
and that endangers or is likely to endanger the lives,
health or safety of the public."

So there you have it folks. As of September 1st of this year, if the CBC or CTV or anyone broadcasting in Canada chooses to falsify election results, or bear false witness to the actions of a world leader, or exaggerate a crisis, or lie to you for any reason, they can do so at their leisure, and present it as REAL news, as long as the lie doesn't (likely) threaten your life.

C'mon! I can get on board for the "...that the licensee knows..." - Adding that to the article could probably save a small broadcaster from incensed viewers. Good Idea! But saying that it's OK to lie (in the guise of news) as long as you don't (likely) hurt or kill someone, THAT I take exception with!

Our media is standing on an Orwellian precipice, and soon broadcast news is to be redefined.
Even the most bold-faced falsehood will be able to be read by Peter Mansbridge or Lloyd Robertson and presented as truth.

And even though the CRTC's public consultations on the matter expire in 1 hour (midnight February 9th - sorry just found out while writing this), the only CRTC action being talked about by any broadcast media is the ruling on usage based internet billing. There has been virtual silence on this ruling which, when it comes into effect in September, will make dangerous and fundamental changes to how much our evening news anchors can lie to us. How in the hell is this "in the public interest"

1984 commences in Canada on September 1st, 2011

Now, if there is one absolute truism in Canada, it is that you can make the government to do whatever you want them to do, simply by saying that your cause is an election issue.

This is especially true if the Government is serving in a minority Parliament, and they have an unbridled lust for power like Conservative Party of Canada. Let's face it, I could get any Conservative MP to blow me in a (crowded) public washroom if he/she thought it would get their party a few extra seats in the next election.

Well, the fine folks over at OpenMedia.ca started a petition to fight UBB, and suggested that the CRTC  internet bandwidth ruling be made an election issue (ALL CRTC RULINGS SHOULD BE! -ed). 


Within hours of the "election" word having been used  in relation to the petition, Industry Minister Tony Clement went public and said that if the CRTC did not "go back to the drawing board" and reverse their decision, then the Government of Canada would do it for them. 

Geez, Tony those are such strong fighting words, they're almost a blow job for the whole Nation! Well Done! If it wasn't such a transparent piece of electioneering, I might think that our Government was choosing people over corporate rights!
"There is always a healthy balance and tension between a regulator that is appointed and a government that is elected, and I'm sure 90 times out of a 100 the regulator may get it right. But there are times when we, acting on behalf of the government, have to weigh in. That's our responsibility and that's our role."
OK Tony, then what took you so long? The ruling is old news....why wait until the 11th hour to say something? And didn't your boss hand-pick the current CRTC Chairman, Konrad von Finckenstein?

Well, to skip ahead, the CRTC (who swears the move has nothing to do with Clement's press release) has decided to review the ruling. They have also opened public consultations (go ahead click the link! It's a chance to actually participate in democracy).

And unlike the "fake news" rulings outlined earlier, this consultation process is open until March 11.

Look, I am adept at ranting...and maybe you 're not, but it's not about how long each participant can ramble-on, it's the quality and quantity of the responses which will make a difference. So please, get involved...even if you just send them a copy of your internet bill!

The U.S. has Wall Street and the Federal Reserve screwing the taxpayers to maintain disproportionate and obscene wealth, Canada has the Telecommunications Industry and the CRTC*. 

We can fall to our knees and pay-out like our neighbours to the south did, or we can finally say "fuck-you" and hobble Rogers and Bell down to an easily digestible size.  We need to move en-masse to smaller internet service providers (available in both cable & DSL!), drop all the "extras" off of our land-lines (my monthly phone bill is just over $20), refuse to sign contracts for cellphone use (pay up-front for your phones you idiots - it's a fraction of the price!), and replace our cable subscriptions with $19 digital antennas (I get about 30 stations  - each one of them clearer than through cable - all with 5.1 digital surround to boot!!). These dinosaurs of the telecom industry have simply become too big to allow NOT to fail!

And unless you think Canada somehow deserves the slowest and most expensive internet in the world


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*(Canada has become the world leader in derivatives trading and training. You may remember that derivatives  were the key Davids that slew  the financial Goliaths in the recent global economic meltdown. Why are they still legal? Because they're wildly profitable and when they fail, the wealthy are not the victims. Make no mistake though they will eventually destroy the economy - and regardless of our arrogant air of economic superiority, our natural resources are not going to protect us forever...(we don't own any of them anymore anyway).  Kids who play with fire will eventually get burned, and derivatives trading IS going to come back and kick us where the sun don't shine - the Rothchilds, Morgans, Vanderbilt and Rockefellers should walk away unscathed though - that should make you feel better. I'd suggest that everybody brush up on their Cantonese and Mandarin - we'll all be speaking Chinese soon!)
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Happy Canada Day!

T H U R S D A Y,  J U L Y   1,   2 0 1 0

OK, you've all heard me go on about corporate governance, and new world orders, and how national borders are simply lines on a map in the great scheme of things. While that may all be conspiracy bs, as we watched the close of the 2010 G20 in Toronto, no one can deny that we live in a very different world than we grew up in.

I remember when we could arrogantly state that we cared about the planet because, well because we had such a pristine backyard to show off... but that was never really the case was it? Corporate dumping and industrial sewage has often turned that backyard into a cesspool, because being proud environmentalists is just too expensive. Yes, it would open up whole new industries and technologies based on sustainable development, sane environmental policies and responsible waste management and disposal, but the existing corporate power brokers would have to clean up their act and invest in solutions! (Like that's gonna happen.) How's it feel to be among the countries with the worst environmental records on the planet?

The peacekeepers of the world. Prime Minister Lester B Pearson won a Nobel Peace Prize in 1957 for his vision, and from that point forward we always had a distinct air of superiority as we looked at our southern neighbours. The world loved us! We didn't fight for profit and plunder. We nobly PROTECTED people!  Then came Rwanda, and we learned that we really didn't have the balls required to help people...or at least not if it meant actually doing something. Now we have Commanders who moonlight as serial rapists and a government that sets firm dates to pull out of conflicts as if wars can end on cue!

Québec seems quiet lately. Or maybe she's just given up dealing with us and is content to simply do her own thing, while involving Canada as little as possible. It's not like the country really liked hearing from her anyway. Come to think of it, we don't much like each other... Westerners can't stand Easterners and visa versa), Maritimers hate Ontario, Danny Williams hates everyone, and everyone hates Toronto. Everybody's jealous of what others have, or they're protecting what they've been blessed with for dear life. So talk of sovereignty is on the back-burner for now, but when you think about how the provinces work together, I think we all secretly want to separate so we no longer have to share our stuff. So what exactly are we celebrating? Being 10 solitudes?

We still play hockey better than anyone else, but we sold the game to U.S. corporate interests. Lord Stanley gave Canada the cup that bears his name to be awarded for excellence in amateur hockey. I'd call Gary Bettman many, many things , but he is definitely not what Lord Stanley had in mind when he supplied the trophy for the game. Meanwhile Lacrosse, our real national sport, struggles to survive.

We no longer have Simpson's, Eaton's or The Hudson's Bay Company (OK, The Bay is still around, but the company that actually helped explore and settle this country, is American owned now....as are our nickel and steel powerhouses).  We even sell our government buildings, so we can lease them back. Maybe somewhere along the line one of our leaders sold our souls to raise money for some necessity that taxes used to pay for (before we became unwilling to cover the costs of running a country/province/city if it interfered with summering in the Caymans). After all why should any of US have to invest in our country!? I know I'm alone among a bunch of "me" generation folks, but I would much rather pay high taxes that provide clear advantages to citizenship, then to pay lower taxes and live in a country where it's survival of the fittest and let everyone else rot. Otherwise we may as well become part of the U.S. (they already own most Canadian companies anyway) where capitalism means look out for number one and screw the rest.

It's time we start to realize that our shit stinks as bad as anyone's. I am so very fortunate to have been born and raised here, but that makes me lucky, not special. We just can't seem to work together for a single Canadian vision...our concerns and loyalties are far more regional than they are national, and so it may be inevitable that when we celebrate our 200th in 57 years, the Canadian identity will have been swallowed up in the frenzy for globalization. All the more reason to celebrate who we used to be, and take a long hard look at who we are today - because no people with this much potential should ever accept global standards of mediocrity as a barometer of how we're doing.

So as the fireworks explode with our national pride, I dare Rick Mercer to do a "Talking to Canadians", segment and ask us the questions! I bet the average Canadian knows as much about the world outside our borders as Americans do - we just enjoy pompously pointing our collective fingers south, so no one notices that we're no better up here.

(Although we ARE smart enough to know that you don't allow idiots like us to carry guns!)

Jason Kenney. A Man of the Times!

Exclusive to PeBoVision!

W E D N E S D A Y,  M A R C H  3,   2 0 1 0

Who is Jason Kenney?

Immigration Minister Jason Kenney, first distiguished himself by attempting to thwart honourary citizenship for Nelson Mandella - because Mandella, as Kenney points out, is a dangerous terrorist.

Jason has always stood up for what is right. He fights feverishly for Jewish Canadians, claiming that everyone in the world is anti-semetic, including apparently the B'nai Brith, who asked him to shut up about it already . "Now I don't know about you, but that makes them likely jew-haters to me!!", said an incensed Kenney.

He has also repeatedly challenged the validity of refugee claims, protecting Canada from non-Conservative elements (god bless you Mr. Kenney).

More recently, he took another bold stance. In re-writing the Canadian Citizenship Guide, Kenney opted to remove any references to the fact that homosexuality was decriminalized in 1969, that gay and lesbian rights are enshrined in the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and that uni-gender marriage is legal. "Well we can't fit every thing in!", Kenney told the press... "We included a picture of Mark Tewksbury, he's gay isn't he? My party did not protest his inclusion in the Olympics, and didn't even request that he be asked to swim in a different pool!  (well I did, but Barcelona refused to co-operate). Sheesh! Do we really want to tell New Canadians about the things that we are ashamed of."

This is the Jason Kenney we both know and love. The one who protects us from sinners, terrorists, Nazis, and non-Judeo-Christians. But there's another side of Jason that few of us ever see. The tender side. The adventurous side. The consumate entertainer. The femme-fatale.

Jason Kenney is...

Jason begins a limited engagement at The Barracks Backroom in Toronto, from March 20th to the 23rd, before starting a cross-country Club Baths tour. Tickets are available through PeBoVision ticket kiosks, now set up in most bus station washrooms. "I'm so excited, I could plutz!", bubbled the clearly excited "Aurora". "This tour is the culmination of everything I've worked for. I hope that all my supporters will be there. Except for "Bogus" citizens, homosexual perverts, South African terrorists and Nazis. I also wish they'd all stop requesting nude photos."

Well maybe they will Jason, but we just got the  unsolicited plain manila envelope you sent, and when our editors make their final decisions, we hope to share your loveliness (rivaled only by your sensitivity and tolerance) with all our readers.

Because we love you Jason. (By the way, the burning isn't a yeast infection, you should see your doctor ASAP!!)

Harper Causes Furor When Lunch Order is Misinterpreted as Pure Arrogance!

T H U R S D A Y,  D E C E M B E R  3 1,   2 0 0 9

(PV) Prime Minister Stephen Harper caused panic on the Hill on Wednesday, when his lunch order for perogies (with sour cream and bacon bits), was mistakenly reported as a call by him to once again prorogue Parliament.

Harper reacted by saying "I don't know where everyone got the idea that I would do something so counter to democratic principles, simply to get my government out of hot water over the Afghan detainee issue! Honestly who could possibly believe that I hold Parliament in such contempt! I simply called the Governor General to invite her for lunch, because - well, to be honest,  she just loves her perogies! Now, proroguing might come up, we talk about all kinds of things, but I would certainly never suggest it myself."


Harper realizing that prorogation would gain him a majority on Senate committees.

When asked to comment, Opposition leader Michael Ignatieff stated, "Um, uh, well, what do you think I should say? I'm kinda stuck here, because, well, there just seems to be a lot going on, and I'm not sure how Canadians would like me to react. Have you spoken to Ralph Goodale? Maybe he knows what I should do. Do Canadians still not want an election? Well, there you have it! I can't be expected to do my job as leader of the opposition, if it might cause an election (no way is that fucker Kennedy getting my job! ) Look, I'm having a hard time dealing with all this non-intellectual stuff in real-time. Maybe I should write you my comment...I somehow always seem more intelligent and leader-esque on paper"

Meanwhile a Decima Research / CBC poll shows Gilles Duceppe's Block Quebecois as Canadians' preferred party to form a new government. Duceppe was quoted as saying "Bien sûr! Je suis le seul chef qui essaie vraiment adressez les vœux de  mon corps électoral." but no one understood what he said, except the Québec reporters.

NDP used-car-salesman Jack Layton was not available for comment as he was having his moustache waxed, before stopping off for a bite of Olivia Chow, while Green Party leader Elizabeth May tried to remain significant in a country that increasingly only pays lip service to the environment. "Prorogue This!", she said, while showing reporters that she had broken the nail on her middle finger.

Canadians reacted to the contemptuous attempt to close yet another Parliamentary session, by checking what was on the American channels until the Sens game started.