Showing posts with label World News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label World News. Show all posts

Make Room! Make Room!

MONDAY, OCTOBER 31ST, 2011

7 Billion!

The world population is sitting at a staggering 7 billion today! My deepest regrets to every other lifeform on the planet. My apologies to the oceans and the air. Doesn't do much good being on the top of the food chain when the food below us is being wiped out at several species A DAY(!) because of human expansion.

I'd also apologize to the decaying remains of the dinosaurs, but we've pretty much 'exhausted' (pun intended) anything that was left of them.


In fact, we've been shitting where we eat since there were only two billion of us (in 1940 - or just 69 years ago - a number we should be practicing more often it seems)

7 billion!

Squeezed onto 29% of the earth's surface (the rest is all water folks). At a total land mass of 148,939,063 square kilometers, that's a depressing 47 people for every single square kilometer of land - and it's enough to make one want to remove one's self from the count! (Subtract uninhabitable arid lands and the Arctic from the total land mass and things get even more dismal). This year alone (so far) there have been 110 million births - nearly one for every square kilometer of living space on the planet!

And while we cannot possibly sustain this growth for much longer, capitalism REQUIRES an ever expanding population of consumers or the whole thing collapses, so aside from China's maximum family size legislation, we're not likely to see western governments acting to stem the tide! And so by 2050 we'll be a whopping 10 billion eating, shitting, baby making, planet consuming, environmental terrorists.


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Back in the 60's and 70's we at least paid lip service to importance of slowing population growth. The title of this post refers to a popular sci-fi novel of the time (it was made into the Chuck "Cold Dead Hand" Heston's 1973 film "Soylent Green") which was typical of the cautionary tales told during the decade. But we just kept plopping out mini-me's faster than rabbits (or more appropriately - cockroaches)!

Yet there are still those who think we should celebrate this number!

I guess hope (and utter stupidity) springs eternal. (I'd wager mother earth doesn't share our rosy outlook!)




On a side note, global-warming skeptic Richard Mueller, who for years continued to claim that his fellow scientists were full of bunk, has done a major about-face.

After being financed by a foundation of fellow deniers to help back-up their claims, Muller's research has determined that global warming proponents have been correct all along, and that the world is warming at an alarming and unnatural rate!!

Well, Duh! Remember folks, the deniers are the same scientists (exactly the same scientist - hired by Big-Oil specifically for their easily purchased opinions) who said smoking was harmless.

Cellphone radiation is completely safe too!


What the Hell??

T H U R S D A Y,  J U N E   1 7,   2 0 1 0

Nothing gets me out of hibernation more quickly than absolute stupidity.

So I'm lying back nursing a bad back and reading the CBC (god bless laptops), when I come upon this story. It seems they've just caught this heavily armed American construction worker, who's been in Pakistan hunting down Osama Bin Laden. (How is OBL anyway? Don't hear much about him lately. Guess people got bored with the world's most notorious fugitive.)

The guy's name is Gary Brooks Faulkner.

Was he there as a covert operative of the CIA?? Nope. Was he Mossad?? Nope. Was he one of Bin Laden's wives?? Nope.

He was on a mission from God.

Seriously.

God actually came to him in a dream, and told him (and I assume that when God speaks to you in a dream, it's best to listen) that he had to kill Mr. al-Qaeda to avenge 9-11.

Now a few questions pop instantly to mind...
  • Did Mr. Faulkner make use of Peyote before speaking with God?
  • Did God explain why He couldn't just have Osama die of a heart attack, or Syphilis, or spontaneous combustion?
  • Why did God allow the U.S. to kill 100,000 Iraqi's for no reason whatsoever, but refused to help them find the guy who may have actually had something to do with 9-11? I mean if He wanted the guy dead, you'd think He would have steered the Yanks in the right direction. (Unless Osama didn't piss Him off until recently and this has nothing to do with 9-11. Hmmm!)
  • Why did they cancel Heroes? Sure it was slow moving, but it was excellent for a network show!
Most importantly though, we MUST ask...what the Hell is up with God???? I mean, Jesus Christ c'mon!

Look, we may have to collectively face reality...God has lost it!

I know it's scary to think about but, He/She/It is now hiring hit men for revenge killings! And it's not really even a revenge killing...He's ("He/She/It" is implied) asking one of His fanatical followers to go after one of His fanatical followers.

As usual, God is behind both sides of  the mess, and He's asking for a human sacrifice again! In fact, I can't think of a single catastrophe or major war where God was not a major influence, if not the main protagonist!! Why do you think he has so many names? It's so he can play both sides in any conflict.  He tells Muslims to blow up infidels for Alah, and he tells Christians to blow up Muslims for Jesus (who - get this - is a JEW!). Are these the actions of a  Sane Savior?? I'm telling you God is on crack! (And I'm sure that the crack in heaven is way more powerful than what  His lust-for-despair get's people hooked on down here!)


And what exactly has this God Dude(Dame/Thing) done lately? I mean besides finding more devious ways for us to kill each other for Him. Has He done anything that The Simpson's hadn't done already?

There are a million and one things that God could be doing if He's bored.... cure disease... end pain and misery... abolish cruelty... fix Sarah Jessica Parker's face... but what does he pick? He decides to tell some American construction worker to go after the guy who purportedly planned a successful attack on the quintessencial symbols of Capitalism. And he's to do it alone. With no guide, translator or intel. In Pakistan. Thank Him that He armed Gary to the teeth (He does love His fire and brimstone, doesn't he!).

You've got to admit, even for God, this is more than just a bit lame. Wouldn't God have been better off getting someone who actually speaks Urdu or Farsi? Maybe someone who is, oh I don't know, Pakistani?  He parted the waters for Moses, and told Noah how to build an Arc...but for Faulkner, he sends him to a place where he can't speak the language on a mission to kill someone that even the C.I.A can't(?) find and kill!

This is not the sign of a stable deity. Speaking of signs...


God must be getting pretty damned old now...I mean He was around before...well, before anything. And He made us in His image, so there are similarities. Maybe God is going senile. Oh dear, what if He should be put in a home? Where do you put a Daffy Divinity? A Spooked Spirit. Al-lah gone la-la-land. A Loony Lord. A manic Maker. Yahweh way away. A crazy Creator. A zany Zeus.

Alternatively, how do you snap the Creator of all things visible and invisible back to His senses??? If He ever had any...who's been around long enough to know? Maybe we were simply created by a lunatic.  That sure would explain a lot!
Well, I say it's time that God starts paying taxes - starting with current value assessments on all properties, retro-active let's say...2000 years. See how much poop He(She/It) can stir up under bankruptcy protection!! And without Him constantly taking sides and egging people on, maybe we can learn to stop killing each other long enough to simply enjoy the ride for awhile!

(And let's not invite God along! He'll just shit disturb!)

Please note: If I missed capitalizing the word "God" or "He/Him" in reference to God anywhere in this post, I humbly apologize. It was never my intent to show disrespect or to offend through my words. Actually, that's not true. To offend was always my foremost goal.
 

How long can pro/anti Nicaraguan government protesters avoid a clash...

M O N D A Y,  N O V E M B E R  2 3,   2 0 0 9

Managua - On Saturday, a show-down was avoided between pro and anti-government demonstrators, despite Ortega's warning that the police would take whatever action was necessary to stifle protest.


While there have been widespread accusations of fraud against Ortega's Sandinista National Liberation Front in last year's municipal elections, the outrage and anger was truly ignited when, on October 19th, the Presidential term-limit (2 non-consecutive terms max) enshrined in Nicaragua's constitution was scrapped! BY SIX SANDANISTA JUDGES!! The seven opposition judges swear they were not consulted or in any way involved with the ruling.

Now you may ask why the Supreme Court has the authority to change the constitution... IT DOESN'T! In fact Manuel Martinez (who just happens to be the Court President) says the Sandinista are conspiring against Nicaragua's democracy, and that constitutional amendments can only be enacted by the National Assembly.

Now Danny-Boy has been trying to scrap the limit (duh!) for awhile now, but the National  Assembly just kept telling him to take a flying leap at a rolling donut. So, he gets 109 Sandinista mayors to file a motion after all of the (majority) opposition judges had left the building. Now as much as that might sound like a move our Prime Minister would use, Ortega couldn't even get support for a referendum on the amendment, so he obviously has little support within the assembly or the population at large.

So Ortega (who can now run again in 2011 because of the move) says "The power is in the hands of the people, and that is not something that the oligarchs, the traitors and the imperialists like!" He added that there is no opportunity for appeal, saying that the ruling was "Carved in Stone".

U.S Ambassador Robert J. Callahan was reported to have said, "From our point of view, the Supreme Court acted improperly and with unusual speed, in secret, with the participation of judges from only one political movement and without any public debate or discussion. We're worried"

He's not alone! A close Nicaraguan friend is very concerned that things could very well escalate, and is urging her family to have travel plans on the ready!



I make no secret that I support the growth of Socialism within Central and South America to help forestall the continued pillaging of their natural resources by U.S. corporate interests, and I continue to believe that the people of Venezuela are far better off being in control of their own wealth. I also maintain the same cautious but heartfelt respect for Chavez as I did for Castro for most of my life.  But I have no faith in Danny the Dog's commitment to his people. It must be remembered that while Nicaragua, in it's current incarnation, is born of revolution, it remains a Republic. This requires that, left or right, the government must always answer to the people.

The Nicaraguan people survived 40 years of the Somoza family, followed by  ten years of the Sandinista... It's pretty obvious why they would have put a term-limit in their constitution. I know for a fact that they do not wish to lose what few checks and balances they have afforded to them. Ortega's assertion that this somehow empowers the people, as he removes a democratic right (and pits the population against each other), is absurd!